Tuesday Is Toes Day

I am entering this via the tablet node. As intended, purpose built and high function. As the rain pours down outside upon the neon lit city of Los[t] Angeles// £47€ right on. I type this important entry.

Monday is nothing. Probably because as students incarcerated against our will, we did not wish to be there.

Tuesday is Toes Day. So feel free to stomp on your fellow classmates toes. It is expected and acceptable.

Wednesday is Wedding Day. Any member of the opposite sex that should touch you will become your future spouse. So be ready, remain alert and avoid deformed people at all cost. This is not a woke blog//right on. Marriage is between a man and a woman.

Thursday is Opposite Day. For example: I think I’ll drink a gallon of gasoline and then swallow a lit match. No! I don’t have to do so because what I really meant is the exact opposite of that for today is Opposite Day.

Friday is Free For All Day. That means it can be whatever you decide it to be. This is usually forgotten by the end of lunch period as the weekend is now so close you can almost smell it.



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