SWARTHOS

The year is 2023 and the Winter Solstice has just passed, leaving behind crystal blue skies with a hint of LA Martian red. In this city of glitz and glamour, known as La La Land, you’ll find a mix of freaks and bald-headed psychotic cult leaders from the 70s, still clinging onto their delusions of grandeur.

I remember taking a trip here once, and let me tell you, it was a mind-altering, dopamine-enhancing, beautiful journey. I would trip everywhere I could, from the sacred aisles of the local Target store to my own backyard. I even took a trip while cruising in my car, sketching my way across town at all hours.

But the most surreal trips were the ones I took in the most unusual places. Like that one time in the Stonewood Center Mall, where I rode the escalator into the future’s past and felt the vibration of the universe. And let me tell you, that feeling was something else.

You can still experience it for yourself, if you dare. Just head to the Stonewood Center Mall and ride that escalator. And be sure to bring your camera because you’ll want to capture the magic of this place.

Yes, La La Land may be home to some strange and eccentric characters, but it’s also a place of endless possibilities. Here, anything is possible and reality is just a blurred line. So take that trip, embrace the madness, and let the city of angels guide you on a journey like no other.